item #2293

I am intelligent, uncompromising. My cause orbits an inexact pseudo-science, made of ante-spatial bric-a-brac, Y-dressing, chid, Hendrix, bedroom mayo, and penis envy. I hang my hat upon standardisation, particularity, personal unrestraint, and professional humiliation. So far I have invented pubic beast, ripple-torture, tax-play, eye-fisting, meek-assertion, and war-sports. However, all plans are flexible to meet herds of individuals. Compliance will be suitably rewarded.